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These posts are from a public internet board and upon information and belief, were written by Bird Paradise store owner Kathie Hahn (posting as "Secret Agent 99.5"). You can almost see the steam rising from her ears when she fails to elicit a reaction with her taunts and insults:
Secret Agent 99.5
Old post 07/29/08 at 01:04 AM Reply #5
<name deleted>, Prestigious Philadelphia attorney - why don't you have an AV rating? I'll reveal my identity when you reveal yours. Did daddy get you that job? No other firm in Philadelphia would entertain the likes of you and your sordid lifestyle. Shouldn't you be busy preparing Briefs and discovery? Or don't you go to Court? Do you merely Bates Stamp documents for mass litigation? I can see you stuffed in a conference room now. Are you nothing more than a glorified Paralegal?

So, <name deleted>, how much do you donate to animal rescues with your big attorney salary?
 

Kathy Lance is a thug
Old post 07/29/08 at 01:06 AM Reply #6
Watch the video - decide for yourself!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rl1xXOrw1U0
 
Secret Agent 99.5
Old post 07/29/08 at 01:09 AM Reply #7

Does <name deleted> approve of your sordid lifestyle? Maybe you are just a long-term temp, is that it? You know - a failure? All these years after passing the bar - surely you would be up for Partner by now in MOST Philadelphia law firms. You're not even an Assocaite. Just a staff attorney.
Kathy Lance is a THUG
Old post 07/29/08 at 01:10 AM Reply #8
Watch the video - decide for yourself

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rl1xXOrw1U0
 
Secret Agent 99.5
Old post 07/29/08 at 01:12 AM Reply #9
What's the matter, <name deleted>, Esquire? You can't let the world know that you are a failure? I'd love to catch <name deleted> at the Palm someday and have a little chat with him. Would be very interesting. Does he eat meat and wear leather shoes? Did they have a special trial bag made for you out of vinyl? Oh no, wait, that's right. You've probably never seen the inside of a courtroom other than to deliver the documents you just Bates stamped.
 
Kathy Lance is a THUG
Old post 07/29/08 at 01:12 AM Reply #10

Watch the video - decide for yourself

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rl1xXOrw1U0

 
Secret Agent 99.5
Old post 07/29/08 at 01:16 AM Reply #11
It's okay sweetie. People who are failures, like you, need this attention. Since you can't respond and say "Yes, I am a failure and I am nothing moer than a glorified paralegal," you need to respond with yet a fourth personality. It's really okay. You just keep on posting the same response. 

So why don't you have an AV rating, <name deleted>, Esquire, after all of these years in practice? That's really poor. Really, really poor. But, you know what? I really don't feel sorry for you being a loser.
 
Kathy Lance is a THUG
Old post 07/29/08 at 01:17 AM Reply #12

Watch the video - decide for yourself

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rl1xXOrw1U0

 
Secret Agent 99.5
Old post 07/29/08 at 01:18 AM Reply #13
And don't forget to call Anna and ask her to remove my posts revealing what you really are... or aren't.
 
Kathy Lance is a THUG
Old post 07/29/08 at 01:19 AM Reply #14

Watch the video - decide for yourself

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rl1xXOrw1U0

 
Secret Agent 99.5
Old post 07/29/08 at 01:30 AM Reply #15
What does watching the video have to do with the fact that you are a failure - a liar - someone with multiple personalities? Surely anyone can see, when watching the various videos you have on your site, that it's all a farce. You see the same thing over and over in the various videos of protests at different locations. Same scenario; different venue. Maybe an acting career would have been better suited for you?